I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”
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Un anno fa come oggi. Stesso male e stesso palliativo. Barney i love you.

#InstaSize #dr #seduce #shut up & #lick lol
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If you are ever having a bad day, just remember that you know how to clap, unlike Joe.
you can see the concentration in his face, its like “come on Joe you know how to do this”
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the last one omfg
THE LAST ONE MADE ICE CREAM COME OUT MY NSOE
I AM THE OLD MAN AT THE END
WE ARE THE SAME PERSON OMG
ITs aLWAYS RAINING IN MY MIND
I didn’t laugh until that last one.
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